DAH!!HUYU NDIYE MWANAFUNZI WA SHULE YA MSINGI ALIYEFANYA MAPENZI NA WALIMU WATATU

Mwanafunzi wa Shule ya Msingi nchini Tanzania kijiji cha Ruwenzera amedai kufanya ngono na walimu wake watatu kwa nyakati tofauti baada ya kuahidiwa kupewa zawadi na fedha.

Akizungumzia sakaa hilo, mwenyekiti wa kamati ya shule hiyo, Masele Omary alisema kuwa Machi 7 uongozi ulikutana na kufikia uamuzi wa kumuomba mkurugenzi mtendaji wa wilaya awaondoe walimu hao baada ya kujiridhisha na maelezo yaliyotolewa na mwanafunzi huyo.

 Kwa mujibu wa mwanafunzi huyo anayesoma darasa la saba, alifanya ngono na walimu hao kwa nyakati tofauti baada ya kumshawishi kumpa Sh10,000 na mwingine kuahidi kumnunulia nguo za ndani.

Alidai mwalimu Gerard Paulo alimuahidi kumnunulia nguo za ndani, huku Osner Yohana na mwingine (jina linahifadhiwa kwa kuwa hakupatikana kuzungumza) alimshawishi kwa kumpa Sh10,000 kila mmoja.

Wakizungumza kwa nyakati tofauti, Paulo na Yohana walikana kumrubuni mwanafunzi huyo wakidai tuhuma hizo zinatokana na wao kuhoji matumizi ya fedha za ukarabati na michango ya chakula.

SONKO REVEALS WHY HE WILL LEAVE JUBILEE

Uhuru with sonko in a previous occasion

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko on Wednesday said he was considering party hopping, if the Nairobi gubernatorial becomes "unfair".

He said Jubilee Party politics had become hostile, branding it a ‘Gatanga Affair.’

The gubernatorial aspirant said politicians have succeeded in the past through party hopping. 

“My move to another party does not mean disrespect to the government and the President,” he said.

“I respect the president very much and I’m only trying to look out for myself,” he added.

He, however, said he will stay in Jubilee and fight from within.

“If I ever choose to switch parties, it will be because I have no other choice. Besides, it is my democratic right to do so,” he concluded.

PETER KENETH:"I WILL NEVER HAVE ANY TALK WITH SONKO"

Rivary between nairobi jubilee governotorial hopeful Peter Kenneth and Senator Mike Sonko has widened, after the former MP said he will not hold any talks with Sonko.

Kenneth said the senator’s recent behaviour was wanting.

He criticised Sonko’s development agenda for the City, saying he was only good at insults.

The 2013 presidential aspirant dared Sonko to seek the  Nairobi governor seat as an independent candidate, if he cannot work with other Jubilee leaders.

"You cannot hold a decent conversation with people who keep hurling insults. I have now changed my mind, I do not want a consensus. Let us meet at the ballot," an enraged Kenneth said when he met over 1,000 Jubilee aspirants from Nairobi.

Sonko, during a televised interview, said he cannot work with Kenneth, or even step down for him.

He accused Kenneth of trying to sabotage President Uhuru Kenyatta's 2013 presidential bid.

Kenneth said the senator’s utterances when his certificate of good conduct delayed were uncalled for.

"I did not start a fight when my party certificate was delayed by a day. For Sonko to act the way he did, means he has doubts whether he will win the party primaries," Kenneth said.

Sonko accused powerful figures close to State House of trying to block him from vying for governorship.

NASA FINALLY TO ANNOUNCE THEIR FLAG BEARER ON FRIDAY:-)

Kenyans have patiently waited for the National Super Alliance (NASA) to announce their flag bearer and the long wait is over.

Speaking to a source, Machakos Senator Johnson Muthama revealed that the process to select their eligible flag bearer had been completed by the body responsible and the announcement will be made to Kenyans on Friday.

The talks and negotiations have been agreed by all parties including ODM leader Raila Odinga. Earlier there were signs of the coalition splitting after the issue of the MoU between Kalonzo and Raila Odinga.

RAILA ANSWER'S UHURU

- Opposition leader Raila Odinga has swiftly responded to President Uhuru Kenyatta claims that he (Odinga) was responsible for the 2007/2008 post-election violence

- While addressing residents of Nyamira county, Uhuru said that Raila was the one who "lit the flames"

Barely 4 hours after President Uhuru Kenyatta blamed Opposition leader Raila Odinga for the 2007/2008 post election violence, the former Prime Minister has penned a strongly-worded response.

Speaking in Nyamira county on Wednesday, March 22, Uhuru told residents that Raila was the one who "lit the flames".

Here is the full response of the Opposition leader:

"I have learnt of claims by President Uhuru Kenyatta while visiting Kisii earlier today that I played a central role in the 2007/2008 post-election violence and that I am responsible for Kenya’s stagnation. We wish to state as follows:

1. We understand the desperation of the President for something to hang on to and reenergise his depressed 2013 voting bloc. We however advise the President to look around his entourage as he visits Kisii and also look into the mirror if he is interested in the truth on the 2007/2008 violence.

2. We remind the President that the Gusii land he is visiting is littered with post-election violence victims who are yet to be compensated, including a widow who had only her husband’s skull to burry. We hope the President has had time to ask whether she has been at his rallies and if she believes his story.

3. The President needs to look no further than the empire his family and associates assembled corruptly using public resources, if he is keen to understand why Kenya stagnated while the Republic of Korea moved forward. In the ill-acquired wealth of the family and associates lies Kenya’s lost years.

4. The Gusii people need no lecture on who initiated the infrastructural transformation in their county. Neither do they need to be told who the high priest of corruption in the country is. They are only too aware."

After the post election violence, Uhuru and his deputy William Ruto were accused of crimes against humanity at the International Criminal Court in Hague, Netherlands.

The two were, however, vindicated after the court ruled that they had no case to answer.

SONKO TO JOIN KALONZO'S WIPER PARTY??

Nairobi Senator Mile Sonko is considering decamping to Kalonzo Musyoka’s Wiper party due to frustrations in Jubilee.

Those close to him say he was infuriated by remarks by Jubilee Party Vice Chairman David Murathe on Monday to the effect that “nothing prevents him from vying as an independent candidate.”Appearing on Citizen TV on Sunday, Sonko said Murathe and Interior PS Karanja Kibicho were out to frustrate him ahead of Jubilee nominations next month, in favour of Peter Kenneth.

Sonko did not get his good conduct certificate until Thursday evening. In the same interview, Sonko swore he would never step down for Kenneth or even sit on the same negotiation table.

“If all they want is a Murang’a candidate, let them bring Equity 2013 aspirant Jimnah Mbaru. Where is he? Let them bring Equity Bank’s James Mwangi. I will step down. But I will never step down for this guy [Kenneth]: Over my dead mother’s grave…over my father’s grave. I will never…And if they think they will steal, I was the biggest thief…,” Sonko said.

But it is not the first time Sonko is being linked with Wiper and Kalonzo.

In July last year Sonko said, “For the sake of our community, leaders must unite, I traversed the country with Kalonzo. Even now I am ready as long as he is the flag bearer of Cord. Apewe bendera sahii na sasa hivi, nitahama I support him,” he said.

Sonko spoke during the burial of the father of Mavoko MP Patrick Makau in Ngelani, Machakos county.

Kalonzo had earlier urged him to ditch Jubilee and return home.

In August 2015, Kalonzo had urged Sonko to join Wiper and vie for Machakos governor after they fell out with incumbent Alfreed Mutua.

In his response Sonko said, “My loyalty to the President and my party is absolute. But I respect Kalonzo as a leader in this country but tell him No, thank you.”

President Uhuru on Monday said he does not prefer any candidate between Sonko and Kenneth, but is willing to broker a deal.

Deputy President William Ruto last year said Jubilee has top win the Nairobi governor seat, held by Evans Kidero, “by all means”.

But an Infotrak poll on Monday showedGovernor Kidero will retain the Nairobi seat if Senator Sonko and Kenneth go to the August polls individually. Sonko and Kenneth will get 23 and 20.2 per cent of votes respectively, while Kidero will get 35.3 per cent to clinch the county's top seat.

TRUMP WARNING TO UHURU!!!

  

HOTBED:18+only-HOW TO MAKE HER WANT YOU IN BED

1. GIVING HER AN ORGASM BEFORE INTERCOURSE STARTS
This is far and away the biggest thing women wish men did more of in bed. Most men don’t do this – instead, they clumsily plow straight to intercourse as fast as possible. This means that “foreplay” usually consists of a few minutes of obligatory kissing, followed by a few minutes of obligatory breast stimulation, followed by a few minutes of obligatory cunnilingus until the ultimate goal of intercourse is reached. This isn’t what women want!

If you can give her an orgasm before you penetrate her, then it’s GUARANTEED to be good sex in her book, even if you don’t last as long as you’d like. And on top of this, giving her an orgasm will make her more responsive and MUCH more likely to have another orgasm during intercourse. Sex becomes better for you, and for her.

2. PAYING ATTENTION TO NON-OBVIOUS EROGENOUS ZONES
Most men only pay attention to the “obvious” spots on a woman’s body when trying to give her sexual pleasure, like the breasts, clitoris and g-spot. But women don’t want you to ONLY pay attention to these spots … they want you to pay attention to their WHOLE BODY.

This is because there are 16 other “hidden” erogenous zones on her body which can give her pleasure, and which can actually make her MORE sensitive to vaginal stimulation. Most men don’t know about these … but if you’re one of the rare men who does, then she’ll be screaming your name in pleasure.

3. LASTING LONGER IN BED
We’ve been told that “women don’t mind if you don’t last that long in bed, as long as you’re good with your fingers” and that it’s OK for a man to only last a few minutes in bed. This is a big steaming heap of BS.
Women HATE it when a man shoots off too soon because it prevents them from having orgasms. How would you feel if a woman got YOU close to an orgasm, then all of a sudden stopped, rolled over, and went to sleep?
You need to know how to last 30 minutes in bed AT THE MINIMUM. If you really want to drive women wild, then you should learn how to last over an hour in bed. And of course you can have a “quickie” once in a while, but most of the time women will need a minimum of 30 minutes of intercourse to have multiple orgasms.

4. TEASING HER UNTIL SHE BEGS FOR IT
From many conversations and interviews with women I know the typical man in bed does almost no teasing. He just plows forwards directly to his goal of intercourse with no finesse, just doing the minimum necessary to get to penetration.

What women want is for you to build up to a sexual action with teasing until she’s practically begging you for it. THEN give her the gratification. For example, with oral sex most men just dive right in. What would turn her on much more is if you kiss up her inner thighs, and breathe warmly on her vagina. Then, so lightly she can barely feel it, run your tongue over her clitoris.

Do this until she’s pleading with you to give her more and THEN give her the gratification. She’ll enjoy it about a hundred times more. This leads into the next things women want more of in bed, which is…

5. MORE ORAL SEX
I’m constantly amazed by how many men have told me that they don’t give women oral sex that often, or that they don’t do it at all. The justification which I’ve heard so many times is “it’s OK, I’m good with my fingers.”
This is like a girl telling you “I don’t give blowjobs … but it’s OK, I’m good with my hands.” It’s just not the same. If you know how to do it right, giving her oral sex is the fastest and easiest way to give her orgasms. Plus, once you make her finish through oral sex she’ll be MUCH more responsive during intercourse … and much more likely to go down on you. Give your girlfriend plenty of oral sex, and she will love you for it.

6. TURNING HER ON WITH YOUR WORDS

Most men are afraid to say ANYTHING or make any noise in bed because they’re afraid the woman will think they’re cheesy or weird. But if they were privy to these private female conversations, they would know the exact OPPOSITE is true. A woman gets weirded out by a guy who is completely silent in bed, because she doesn’t know whether or not he’s even enjoying it. It’s a turn-off. Think about it: would you be turned on more by a woman who lay there as silent and still as a corpse, or a woman who screaming your name in pleasure and telling you she loved your cock? You need to learn how to be vocal in bed, and how to turn a woman on through sexual talk.

7. USING MORE SEXUAL EYE CONTACT

Have you ever had an orgasm while looking into your partners eyes the entire time? It is one of the most intensely pleasurable experiences you can have. The sexual eye contact heightens the feelings of pleasure and connection beyond anything I can describe in words. And any woman who has experienced this before CRAVES more of it. Avoid the typical routine of turning off all the lights and just grunting and pounding away in the dark. Start to work some eye contact into your sexual encounters, and see how much it turns her on. Of course you have to learn how to do this in the RIGHT way … but once you do, she’ll love it.

8. PAYING ATTENTION TO HER AFTER SEX
After sex, she is completely open and vulnerable to you. Most guys squander this time though by ignoring her after sex, or by just going to sleep. Women don’t “come down” from sexual pleasure as quickly as men though, so she’s going to want you to hold her and be close to her while she does. Believe me, she’ll enjoy sex MUCH more of you just spend a few minutes doing this.
Plus, what most guys don’t know is that after sex is the best time to strengthen her sexual bond to you, so that she wants to have sex MORE in the future. If you’re doing the right things here, you’ll never have to beg and plead for sex because her sexual bond to you will be so strong she’ll be eager for sex whenever you want it.

9. GETTING HER TO PERFORM FOR YOU

Men are obsessed with “putting in a good performance” in bed. And to some extent this is not a bad thing … you do want to give her sexual pleasure and orgasms. But if you need to be “performing” for her ALL THE TIME, then this can be a big turn-off for her. She wants a guy who can also set up situations where she can perform for HIM.
For example, almost ALL women love giving blowjobs if the guy can get her thinking about them the right way. And if you can get her to “perform” for you like this – especially if she’s doing something she usually doesn’t do for other guys – it’ll be a huge sexual thrill to her. Think about the rush you get from giving her a huge orgasm … this is what she’ll experience if you know how bypass her inhibitions and get her to “perform” for you in bed.

10. LEARNING HOW TO GIVE HER ORGASMS

We, as men, typically find it hard to seek out coaching to become better in bed. Our egos get in the way, and we like to think that we know it all even if our sex lives could use a lot of improvement. From a woman’s perspective, this doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. After all, to learn ANY other less important skill, you would seek out information on how to do it. I mean, would you try to learn a sport or martial art by just figuring everything out yourself? Or would you read and watch some things to learn the bsics, and get a COACH to help you? 

HII NDIYO NYUMBA UHURU WANAPIGANIA NA MUNYA NAIROBI.

A political battle is set between PNU which Munya leads and Jubilee Party as both parties lay claim to an office block in Kangemi.

Munya claims the building which had been painted with Jubilee party colours and logo originally belonged to PNU and was the party headquarters.

In an attempt to reclaim the building, the Meru governor on Monday, March 13 led PNU supporters in repainting the building blue; the official PNU colours.

Munya said Jubilee should leave the Kangemi building alone since it has its office in Pangani.

Munya declined to fold PNU to join Jubilee when other parties supporting Uhuru's re-election were called to do so and complied.

The Council of Governors chairman said Jubilee should leave the Kangemi building alone since it has its office in Pangani.

Jubilee unveiled the Pangani office late 2016 said to have been bought from a local businessman for hundreds of millions of shillings.

The Meru governor on Monday, March 13 led PNU supporters in repainting the building blue.

He added that for the last one year, they have asked Jubilee party to move out of the Kangemi premises without sucess.

But Jubilee Party Secretary General Veronicah Maina said the Kangemi office belongs to Jubilee party while the Head of Jubilee Secretariat Raphael Tuju said the trustees will decide which party owns the building.

SONKO SHOCKING KCSE RESULT!!!

 Nairobi senator mike sonko showed his kcse result but what shocked people much is what he got in mathematics.

Sonko said that although the E in his papers may look scary today, those days it meant something else.

"Watu wangu getting an E in maths in 1992 haikuwa mbaya kulikuwa na mass failures mean grade ya kuingia campo was C+ and my mean grade was C-," (sic) Sonko twitted on Sunday.

This loosely translates to: "My folks, getting an E in Maths in 1992 was not bad (since) there was a mass failure. The mean grade for going to University was C+ and I got C-).

He added "opponent wangu anaejiita 'manager' alikuwa na 4 E's." (sic) It is not clear whom the senator was referring to.

Here is how he scored:

English C-
Kiswahili B-
Mathematics E
History and government B-
Geography D plain
Physical Science D plain
Biological sciences D plain
Social Education and Ethics B-
Agriculture D plain
Commerce D +

JOHO:"hunitishi mimi...."

Finally Mombasa governor has hited  back to president Uhuru remarks to him when he blocked his way to entering to the launching of mtongwe ferry.uhuru ordered gsu officers to block joho as he said that the Governor should stop following him around because he was not his(joho) wife.
"Hunitishi Mimi na wala sitokoma kuongea.i was elected by the people of Mombasa and he was elected and wat concerns the people concerns me".the angry governor replyed back to uhuru .
"Na kama ni kura anataka asitarajie kwamba kuna siku upinzani utakoma kueleza wananchi maovu ya serikali yake".joho was speaking during a campaign rally in kilifi where he urged people to vote for NASA.

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QF DRAW FINALY DONE

Uefa champions league quarter Final draw was done with the Spanish giant handled a tough test as Leicester is set to meet with A.Madrid.

After Barca's historic comeback against        PSG they were drawn to face juventus who had an easy qualifying match against Porto.the old lady will b seeking to avenge their defeat to Barcelona in finals back in 2015


R.Madrid will face the German giants Beyern Munich who had a fantastic result against arsenal after they condemed them into a shame 10-2 defeat on agg.

Leicester will continue with their champions league fair tale against out of form A.Madrid.borussia Dortmund will face Monaco who kicked out man city.

Raila to go for gerbernotorial seat

The on going NASA commitee has decided if raila is not taken as the coalition's flag bearer he will seek to be a Nairobi governer instead.